(My) Top 10 Costumes

So with it being Halloween and all, I thought that I would do a top 10 list related to the day. Now, this is in no way based on anything other than my own brain, so therefore it is all opinion and, much like some the information given by our presidential candidates, not really supported by what you would call evidence or facts. So here we go with my top 10 costumes for Halloween.

10) A different person- Just dress normal but tell people you are someone else.

9) A Hobo- Pull on some ratty old clothes and have some facial scruff along with a long stick with a red bandana tied to the end to carry your belongings and there you have it.

8) A trailer trash woman- Put the hair up in rollers, smear some green facial cream on, add a hair net and a long, pink terry-cloth bath rode and you are there.

7) A Whoopie Cushion- So at Wal-Mart you can find a costume that is this. Can't blow it up and have people sit on you though I'm pretty sure.

6) A Ninja- Some black clothes, a hood and mask to cover your mouth and nose and you're good.

5) A Pirate- Big crazy looking pants boots and big floppy hat with an eye patch and a stuffed parrot and there you go.

4) The Roaming Gnome- Saw a kid dressed like this today. The red pointy hat, a blue shirt, brown pants and a big white beard and Travelocity will be knocking on your door...or some people with a garden.

3) A cat- Get some ears and a tail, decide what color you're gonna be, add some make-up for the nose and whiskers and you can be purring in no time.

2) A Gorilla suit- No one will even know it's you in there.

1) A Clown- You want to scare people? Then this is the costume for you. Thanks to Stephen King these supposed jolly, fun loving types scare the pee out most of my generation...stupid people eating monster that looked like a clown, as if they weren't already creepy enough.

There you go. Some of the costumes that seem to catch my attention. Peace and Love y'all.