Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Explorers Anonymous

So one of the last things I wrote on here was about Dora the Explorer and how there were some things about it that just made me go "Hmmm."  Well here is a little bit of a follow up to that post for you.

Top 10 Signs my two year old is watching too much Dora

1) When he can name pretty much all the characters on the show, but still struggles to say the names of his sisters.

2) When he suddenly screams "DORA!!" when he is supposed to be going to sleep.

3) When he knows the answers to the questions Dora asks, but still doesn't speak in complete sentences to me.

4) When he has figured out how to open both the DVD player and case and can almost work it all on his own.

5) When he cries because he doesn't get to wear the Dora costume around the house.

6) When the first thing he does in the morning is to walk into the living room, point at the TV and say "Dora."

7) When he seems to believe that he can let himself out the front door and roam around on his own.

8) When you are afraid that you will have to have an intervention at the age of two.

9) You start seriously considering the idea of starting a Dora the Explorer support group.

10) When we go to Gran'maw's house and he immediately goes to the movie selection and begins bringing in all the Dora tapes.

Peace and Love y'all.